Lingo, slang, jargon … I’m hip with it all. I consider myself to be well versed in most of the vernacular switch-a-roos that people use these days; until yesterday. “Frenemy?” “Truemor?”
Initially upon hearing these, I had a School House Rock flash back. “Conjunction junction, what’s your function” (it’s ok that you just sang along). Still, was I correct to assume literal translation? O, I hope so. Audible excitement factor is registering at about a 8.7 right now. Must. Inquire. Further. I knew exactly where to consult, dear Urban Dictionary search function.
A rumour that is true.
Person 1: Did you hear the rumour above Dave?
Person 2: Having sex with a fat chick in a tent?
Person 1: Yeah.
Person 2: Oh, that’s a truemor.
someone who you pretend to like but really you both know you hate each other..
Person 1: That girl’s is my frenemy. I hate that stupid ho!
OMG, IDK, WTF created these?! LOL! Sooo perf!
I am taking every opportunity possible to use abuse these new additions to my vocabulary – you’ve been warned. LOVES IT!